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|Subject: Josh BB9 VS Bunky BB2 (Bar Room Fight!!) Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:17 am|| |
This is a true story told about Steven BB10 (who was there,) Bunky, and Josh BB9 and one of Josh's friends. This happened in a bar in Dallas, very recently. The information Jokers has came from a live chat with "Fan_At_Bar"
We hope you enjoy it. This is it, as it happened.
So I have a little drama, anyone wanna hear it
I was going to keep it to myself, but I am just busting at the seams to spill it
<@Jokerette> by all means. roflmao!
So Bunky has beeen in dallas all week
<@Jokerette> have you met him?
wanted me to take him out and show him a good time in Dallas
i think if i actually was to meet a celeb i loved, i'd end up like a middle school girl......i saw a famous UFC fighter one day in my walmart and about died...and i dont even really like him
<@Jokerette> he's a good lookin fella, but too much back hair rofl
<@cricket> so did ya'll go out?
he hit on you
so Joshua decided he wanted to tag along
<@Jokerette> oh lord this HAS to be good
well, bunky was not too excited about this and told me that the only Joshua would wanna come out to meet Bunky would be to ruin his night
<@Jokerette> uh oh
this is good stuff lol
so I called josh and told him "we are not having drama tonight, we are gonna go out and have fun"
Josh agreed and I headed to the bar to meet Bunky
glued to screen
<@Jokerette> i bet he didn't like that
So me and bunky are hanging out, talking, I am drinking, we are watching the dick dancers
<@Jokerette> dick dancers! roflol
You said a mouthful there
here comes Joshua, 3 sheets to the wind..
<@Jokerette> oh NO roflol
<@cricket> uh oh
<@Jokerette> this ain't gonna be good!
him and his best friend, I can see the look he has on his face I was just waiting for the shit to hit the fan..
Josh Went AMANDA On Bunkey ?
<@Jokerette> oh man oh man rofl
i missed part of the convo...are you talking about josh bb9?
Amazingly enough, they said hi to each other and we actually all got along...
for about 20 minutes
<@Jokerette> rofl! oh no!
<@cricket> and then?
I am having a great time with Josh's friend, we are shoving dollars down this amazingly cute boys boxer briefs and loving his totally southern accent
next thing I know I turn around and Bunky and Joshua are fighting
damn, i need to pretend to be a gay guy
yelling at each other..
<@Jokerette> omg oh shit
Josh strolled right up to bunky and said "why dont you like me"
<@Jokerette> and then it was awwwwwn like donkey kong i bet
and bunky said "cause ur a bitchy nellie queen that gives all gays a bad name"
<@Jokerette> oh fuck rofl
and I mean it just got Country from there!
Who smacked whom first
<@Jokerette> I bet it DID lmao!
<@Jokerette> what were you doing during this? heheheh!
Joshua backs up and starts screaming "bring it on you old hairy mother fucker"
i woulda been sitting back with my popcorn
<@Jokerette> I'da been up under a table
He had his arms wide open just yelling at him...
Did he pull out a razor? Not to cut him; to SHAVE his back?
<@Jokerette> oh lordie rofl!
me taking pictures and recording it
Ahh so it was a true Bitch Fight haha
this is the best bb cast member chat yet
by this time it was like one of those scenes froma movie when a white guy walks into an all black bar and the music comes to a screaching hault and everyone just stops to stare
<@Jokerette> were you tryin to get outta there?
Even the dick dancers have stopped dancing to watch this..
<@Jokerette> what did bunky say? hehehehe
<@Jokerette> dick dancers... roflmao
I think I saw this on an episode of "Queer As Folk".
I stepped between them and was like, come on guys, how ofter are three gay former big brother houseguests gonna get to be out together in a bar away from LA ever again
Joshua didn't seem to give a shit what I was saying..
he just kept screeming, bring on bunky...
<@Jokerette> omg omg
I am reminded of a Christmas carol....."We three queens of Orient are..." or something like that.'
Kinda reminded me a bit of when keesha yelled at April and said "bring it you barbie bitch"
typical af men with needle dicks
<@Jokerette> I'd of so been outta there
So, now with the entire bar watching, me and Josh's friend embarressed to death and Josh still yelling at bunky
<@Jokerette> but you probably stayed for bunky backup
i swear, i woulda paid money to hear them say "barbie bitch" to each other (the guys)
Next it gets good
<@Jokerette> I bet you were MORTIFIED
omg, it gets better?
<@Jokerette> this is surreal!
So Josh takes his completely full Vodka Tonic and tosses it in Bunky's face, covering him, the bar and everyone within 5 feet
<@Jokerette> omg NO rofl
Josh is now laughing and bunky looks like he is crying
<@Jokerette> what on earth did Bunky do?
oh no .. what is bunky doing while josh does this mess
Bunky just stood there in complete and utter surprise..
<@Jokerette> awwwwwww poor bunky!
he was shocked and didn't know what to do
<@Jokerette> I bet. I can just see his face
me and josh's friend tried to get bunky dried off, as best we can with a bunch of Bar napkins..
<@Jokerette> he had to be blown away, bunky did
they should have gave josh the 86
Well, josh knew what was coming and we told him to get the fuck out..
<@Jokerette> good ON you
good for u
He took off out the door and we took bunky to the bathroom to get him cleaned up..
I would have peed in a cup and thrown it back in Josh's face. Of course, I am ladylike in that way.
<@Jokerette> oh jesus
<@Jokerette> poor ole bunky
So at this point I wished that bunky could have just chalked it up to dealing with a drunk queen, but no, he had to make it worse
that way wrong
Bunky first talks to the bar manager to get Josh permanently removed
<@Jokerette> oh LORD
then calls the police and files assault charges on Joshua
<@Jokerette> get OUT
<@Jokerette> did he REALLY?
<@Jokerette> he did go ballistic!!!!!!!
The funniest part was that Bunky doesn't know josh's last name...
so all he can tell the cop is "it was josh from BB9"
and the cop was like "who???"
They call hime "tater salad."
<@Jokerette> cop evidently doesn't watch bb
So that was my tuesday night..
OMG, someone found April's dignity??
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|Subject: Re: Josh BB9 VS Bunky BB2 (Bar Room Fight!!) Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:45 pm|| |
that was awesome mac! good stuff.
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|Subject: Re: Josh BB9 VS Bunky BB2 (Bar Room Fight!!) Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:04 am|| |
Poor Bunky. Joshua was always an instigator
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